ARCHIE ANTICS

 To wit:

WHAT FIST THROUGH YON FAT FACE BREAKS?

 

Before the advent of superhero TV cartoons, female-on-male violence in animated cartoons was pretty rare compared to the normative male-on-male type. I just happened to look up on YT this old MR MAGOO cartoon, "Kangaroo Courting," in which a young girl named Juliet somehow gets a boxing glove on one hand and accidentally slugs her "Romeo" with it. Never thought I'd fnd a screengrab online too, but here it is.     

TENDERIZING COUSIN

 I don't know if you can really call The New Supergirl and the New Superboy "cousins," but she's definitely tenderizing him, even if no one will get the "Tendres Cousines" pun.

TIMELY TUSSLES

 Back I go to the boneyard of bad humor comics...

DAMSELS DISTRESSING DORKS

 Once more we have "Cindy the Incendiary Blonde" of SMILIN' JACK, at one point teaming up with Joyful "Joy Beaverduck" (that sounds doity) to trounce some thugs.

DOUBLE TROUBLE

 First we get two-on-two--

--Followed by two-on-one.

JACK? OR JACQUELINE?

 I haven't read enough of Go Nagai's VIOLENCE JACK, but apparently the gigantic hero sometimes transformed into both (a) little kid avatar, and (b) a sexy babe avatar. Here's the sexy babe, whose name I do not know.

 

KEEP ON SMILIN'--

 --as you jack off to the femmes of SMILIN JACK. 

The girl with the very long hair and the cornball name of "Simone Legreete" seems to be in tune with Sade in her love of torturing men, whereas Simon Legree mainly tortured for profit.

Here's CINDY THE INCENDIARY BLONE, who took part of her name from a 1945 Betty Hutton flick, INCENDIARY BLONDE.

Here's Cindy punching out Stretch, younger brother of Smilin' Jack, to keep the young guy away from her teen daughter. If I were doing a solo post, it would of course be titled "Stretch Socked."  

WESTWARD HOS

 A roundup of KITTY CARSON capers.

WHIPPED AND CREAMED

 Belle Dubois whips it good.

JUDO FOR JOCKSTRAPS

 

RING THAT BELLE! PART 2

 The rest of the decent BUFFALO BELLE scenes.