ARCHIE ANTICS

 To wit:

WHAT FIST THROUGH YON FAT FACE BREAKS?

 

Before the advent of superhero TV cartoons, female-on-male violence in animated cartoons was pretty rare compared to the normative male-on-male type. I just happened to look up on YT this old MR MAGOO cartoon, "Kangaroo Courting," in which a young girl named Juliet somehow gets a boxing glove on one hand and accidentally slugs her "Romeo" with it. Never thought I'd fnd a screengrab online too, but here it is.     

TENDERIZING COUSIN

 I don't know if you can really call The New Supergirl and the New Superboy "cousins," but she's definitely tenderizing him, even if no one will get the "Tendres Cousines" pun.

TIMELY TUSSLES

 Back I go to the boneyard of bad humor comics...

DAMSELS DISTRESSING DORKS

 Once more we have "Cindy the Incendiary Blonde" of SMILIN' JACK, at one point teaming up with Joyful "Joy Beaverduck" (that sounds doity) to trounce some thugs.